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Steak & Blow Job Day Well men, It’s March. The snow is melting and the romantic feelings generated from every mans favorite holiday in February (HA!) are wearing off; don’t get me wrong, Valentines Day is full of opportunity to strengthen and build on your relationship through gifts and romantic gestures, but no one really needs all those flowers and chocolates anyways… Let’s just go ahead and assume we all did great by our lovers and made V-Day a special treat to be remembered for the rest of the year, or at least until a month later; March 14th. That’s right, exactly one moth after the romance holiday of the year is Steak & Blow Job Day, the time has come to be re-paid for your example of romantic valiance and loving whit displayed on this day one month ago. Unlike Valentines Day, Steak & Blow Job Day does not add any extensive pressure to your relationship, nor does it call for any action above and beyond the regular daily duties of maintaining a positive demeanor between you and your lover. This holiday only requires two things. Are you ready for this? 1) A Steak 2) A Blow Job! So many questions […]

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